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THE GAME IS COMING SOON… AND IT’S GONNA BE MESSY!

Join the adventure SQUISHY POO, the most twisted and hilarious party card game, and be the first to know about the Kickstarter launch!

Cartoon poop emoji

But… Why Squishy Poo?!


The Real Origin Story

Ever laughed because something was just too disgusting? Well, we turned it into a game.

It all began as a wild idea between friends on a late‑night drive home …

We need a universal board game to escape the rat race!!
You’re right! But what theme?
There are only two universal themes: sex and poop!
Hmm, poop works better for kids.
What if the concept is throwing rotten food to make opponents sick?

A few brainstorming hours later, Squishy Poo was born!

The first version was scribbled on paper…
Surprise: it sucked.
So we iterated and played hundreds of hours until our friends hated us!

Prototype 1 Prototype 2 Prototype 3 Prototype 4 Prototype 5 Prototype 6 Prototype 7 Prototype 8

Spoiler: the earliest prototypes looked more like toilet paper than a game. Now? Even Trump wants to play!

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Attack, Surprise, Harass – Gross Out Your Friends!

How Do You Play?

Wreck your guts (and friendships) in Squishy Poo with a dash of speed and a pinch of bad luck!

Attack Your Neighbors!

Make an opponent swallow a disgusting rotten dish…

Defend Yourself!

Recover by gulping down a soothing meal to calm your stomach…

Create Chaos!

Turn the game upside‑down with Special Cards…

Deal the FINAL FECAL BLOW!

Make your opponents cry by dropping the SQUISHY POO on them!

Rotten Dish Card Shitology Card Squishy Poo Card

Basic Game or Premium Version?

Different versions, not so similar!


Basic Version

Box – Basic Version
  • 2 to 4 players2 to 4 players
  • 5 card types5 card types
  • Special cards6 different special cards
  • Couples or familiesPerfect for couples or families
  • Limited strategyLimited strategies to win

Deluxe Version

Everything in Basic, plus…

Deluxe Box
  • 2 to 8 players2 to 8 players
  • 7 card types5 card types + 2 exclusive new ones*
  • More special cardsExtra special cards for extra fun!
  • Party gameCouples, families, and party nights
  • Unlimited strategyUnlimited strategies to win!
Shitology cards

* Join the Shitology cult:

This crazy Deluxe edition adds unique cards with devastating effects. Become a Shitology member, spread chaos and summon the Guru of the Apocalypse!!

Why Kickstarter?

Crowdfunding is quite a gamble!

Kickstarter Logo
  • 🧑‍🍳 No compromise: we do it our way, pressure‑free
  • ⚖️ Less risk: hit or flop, we size production to hype
  • 🤝 You + us = dream team: your feedback and vibes fuel the fun
  • 🎁 Your reward: unlock tons of stretch goals if the campaign flies & get a 20% early bird by going VIP ❤️

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Important people already love it!

Some seriously solid reviews…


STOP THE STEAL — I WON!

★★★★★

I DIDN’T LOSE — THE DEMOCRATS CHEATED! TOTAL HOAX, FAKE NEWS, folks. Don’t let the Radical Dems shove their lies into your head, just like that so‑called Epstein list. Believe me!

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

President

Ramsay’s Gastro Hell

★★★★★

Fuck, what is this Rotten Meal?! Even in the worst batch in Hell’s Kitchen, I’ve never seen such shit. If you throw that in MY kitchen, I’ll make you lick the floor behind the freezer, asshole!

Gordon Ramsay

Gordon Ramsay

President

An underrated diplomatic tool.

★★★★★

It is with solemn regret that I choose to play this decisive card, Chie Tout Mou. It is a difficult decision, yet true leadership demands that we embrace such hard choices. I trust in your understanding, and together we shall rebuild in the aftermath of this… explosion.

Emmanuel Macron

Emmanuel MACRON

President

A rough defeat but a great evening

★★★★★

I thought I knew which dishes were safe, mixed up the rotten ones and finished last. We still laughed a lot and the rules were easy. If the rumored “Fast‑Food Frenzy” expansion happens, I’ll be back for revenge.

Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald CEO

Got Questions?

The FAQ—stronger than Imodium®

Imodium
Because here, your gut runs the show! Sharp strategy, split‑second reflexes and sneaky combos served with belly laughs—every round is different, like a late‑night food‑truck crawl: no two stomach upsets are the same.
  • Prototype: done
  • Private playtests: done
  • Final version: locked
We’re now cooking up the Kickstarter launch: photo shoot, trailer, and marketing plan—the tastiest part of the process.
Despite the name, Squishy Poo is family‑friendly: goofy but never crude. Play it with kids, grandparents, or even your boss (if they can laugh at themselves).
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